Happy father's day ya scurvy dogs. This is my dad and I painted him and called him Captain Dad, he likes to sail on the seas. In real life he is even more colourful.
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01 September 2013
Captain Dad
Happy father's day ya scurvy dogs. This is my dad and I painted him and called him Captain Dad, he likes to sail on the seas. In real life he is even more colourful.
27 April 2013
Smokey Joe the Hipster
© Mulga 2013, Smokey Joe the Hipster, Ink on Paper, 15 x 21 cm
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An Ode to Smokey Joe the Hipster
I would like you to meet Mr Smokey Joe
If it's a hipster your after he's the guy to know
He rolls his own durries and wears a big coat
And like a duck to water he's not one to gloat
He knows the cool bands before they exist
And that's cooler than hip if your getting my gist
But his claim to glory and hipster crown
Is the growth on his face, his beard so brown
Without this feature he would cease to exist
Be but a vapour of air or a patch of mist
It signifies that he is the dominant man
Because without the beard he's probably bland
So the lesson to learn and heed this time
And the reason for this here hipster ryhme
Is that growing a beard could be your best move
Get you outta your funk and into the groove
This beard could become your very best feature
And transform you into a hairy masculine creature
The End
24 April 2013
Bear Hat Bob
An Ode to Bear Hat Bob
Bear Hat Bob is an outdoors guy
At home in the mountains and under the sky
He walks around with his sunglasses pink
Even at night it seems odd you might think
Bart the Bear was his very best friend
The wilderness they journeyed from end to end
One day in the spring they came across a river
The water was cold it made them shiver
They attempted to cross on a fallen tree
But Bart fell into that freezing stream
He couldn’t swim so he drowned to death
He had breathed his last, his very last breath
Bob was so sad and he cried for week
He cried in the day and he cried in his sleep
To remember his friend, the Bear called Bart
Bob wore him as a hat and now they’re never apart
The End
20 April 2013
Ole Pointy Beard Pete
© Mulga 2012, Ole Pointy Beard Pete, Posca on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
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I was commissioned to paint this for a lucky gentlemen's birthday present.
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An Ode to Ole Pointy Beard Pete
Ole Pointy Beard Pete loves his single fin stick
It goes super fast and rides real slick
He always runs swiftly towards the ocean
As if he is strengthened by some magical potion
His beard trails behind like a bushy tail
And sometimes he uses it as a sail
He’s a surf hunter adventure man
He’s surfed in Alaska and even Iran
He once rode a wave onto the back of a whale
Then the whale got angry and flicked it’s tail
That was the best darn ride Ole Pete ever had
And when he remembers that day it always makes him glad
The End
23 March 2013
Bearded Elvis
© Mulga 2012, Bearded Elvis, Ink on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
Today ( 23 March 2013) marks the day 56 years ago that Elvis’s debut album, “Elvis Presley” was released.
I drew a picture of him with a sweet beard.
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An Ode to Bearded Elvis
Most geezers think Elvis aint alive
But the truth is he’s just in disguise
I saw him the other day cruising down the street
He had a beard so spectacular and long and neat
Turns out he’s been hiding away
Behind his beard and bales of hay
All those many, many moons ago
He grew tired of the crowds and the Elvis show
So he pretended to die and began to grow a mo
Then the mo became a goatee that hung so low
Then came the chops and a full beard in time
Thus concludes this story and bearded Elvis rhyme
The End
02 February 2013
Wavebeard wally
© Mulga 2012, Wavebeard Wally, Ink on Paper, 15 x 21 cm
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An Ode to Wavebeard Wally
He's an old sailor chum and he always smells of fishes
His craft and his trade is the ocean and it's dishes
He doesnt like to walk on the solid solid land
His boat is his home on the ocean oh so grand
Every day on the ocean has affected him just so
That the beard on his face has found a peculiar way to grow
These whiskers in question have formed into the shape of waves
And it's not some parlour trick or the way that he shaves
He rocks the full wave beard and it's pretty darn rad
That's the story of Wavebeard Wally an ocean going lad
01 December 2012
Dracula Darell (Prepare to Meet Thy Doom haha)
© Mulga 2012, Dracula Darrell (Prepare to Meet Thy Doom haha), Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
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An Ode to Dracula Darrell
Dracula Darrell comes from a family
Of bloodsucking monsters ever so scary
He has the skill of shooting beams of energy
Outta his hands and into his enemy
These radiactive lasers, so mutant and deadly
Will vaporize anybody who appears unfriendly
A zap zap here and a zap zap there
My laser beams are gunna give you a scare
That's what he sings when he's zapping away
And his smile so deranged stays around all day
The End
See you next time
-Mulga
28 November 2012
Gary the Goatee Man
© Mulga 2012, Gary the Goatee Man, Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
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An Ode to Gary the Goatee Man
Like JohnTtravolta this goats got style
But he's also deadly, like slipping on a tile
Gary is a mutant, half goat half man
An unholy abomination, something like spam
He works security at a mutant night spot
Zapping unruly patrons with lasers so hot
He's a grumpy old goat, there aint no changing that
And don't ever try to make him wear a hat
The End
See you next time
-Mulga
18 November 2012
Lion Hat Leigh
© Mulga 2012, Lion Hat Leigh, Posca on Paper, 42 x 59 cm
An Ode to Lion Hat Leigh
Lion hat Leigh lives high in a tree
His Beard turned green, a sight to be seen
Because of his hat he's chief of the tribe
He's also very muscly, of this is do not lie
His hat was once a lion of the mountain kind
The taste of human flesh, it really did not mind
One night this lion it did pounce on Leigh
As he lay in his sleep he got bit on the knee
Then Leigh arose and battled this lion
Gave it a head butt and then it lay dying
He picked it up and put it on his head
Then lay back down to sleep in his bed
The end
See you next time
-Mulga
08 November 2012
Cornwallis the Cowboy
© Mulga 2012, Cornwallis the Cowboy, Acrylic paint and Posca on Paper, 42 x 59 cm
An Ode Cornwallis the Cowboy
Cornwallis the Cowboy is an interesting chap
His dad is old hank and he likes to clap
He uses his lasso to procure all that he needs
Not only things that go moo but also things like beans
He once lassoed a bus when ill fell his steed
With a minimum of fuss he got from A to B
Cornwallis likes to eat corn every day of the week
And his horse says neigh when it wants to speak
The End
See you next time
- Mulga
05 November 2012
Herman the Hipster Video
I am proud to announce the release of my first ever art poem video.
It is about Herman the Hipster and is only 34 seconds long so you know it's good.
Check it out.
See you next time
-Mulga
24 September 2012
Herman the Hipster
© Mulga 2012, Herman the Hipster, Acrylic paint and Posca on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
If you like what you see you can buy a print at My Magical Online Shop.
An Ode to Herman the Hipster
Herman the hipster is as smooth as butter
His yellow beard makes him seem real clever
His hipster goggles give him x-ray vision
And also allow him to read with precision
He reads in the park and sits under a tree
His favourite number is the number three
The end
See you next time.
-Mulga
09 September 2012
Bearded Headphone Man
© Mulga 2012, Bearded Headphone Man, Ink on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
I drew this for Bearded Gentleman Music.
If you like what you see you can buy a print at meylah.com/MulgaTheArtist
See you next time
-Mulga
25 August 2012
Rodney Rope Beard
If you like what you see you can buy a print at my online shop.
An Ode To Rodney Ropebeard
Rope Beard Rodney is an old sea salt
His poison of choice is whiskey and malt
He nearly met his maker, sent by Moby Slick
The great grand whale of Moby Dick
This whale was a zombie beast stained red
From the blood of the men upon which it has fed
Rodney tried to harpoon this deathly whale
But the odds were against him he was doomed to fail
It's skin was as strong as a golden orbs web
Harpoons were useless even to the head
Moby Slick devoured the entire stinking crew
Gobbled them up like some putrid human stew
Rodney did escape and he'll tell you the tale
Of his high seas adventure with Moby Slick the whale
The End
See you next time
- Mulga
17 August 2012
Harry the Headphone Hipster
This is a recent commission I completed.
An Ode to Harry the Headphone Hipster
Hipster Harry liked the song
That was sung from his beard
He listened in all day long
Until he turned so weird
His hair turned a tone of green
His nose a shade of yellow
His moustache curled towards the sky
And his eyes became all mellow
He floated in the cloud of buzz
That his DJ beard turned out
Thus became his magic facial fuzz
As colourful as a trout
Green and blue and blue and green
Like the colours of the sea
Orange, pink and yellow
And anything in between
Roll up your trousers
Grab some loafers
Grow that fringe all out
Don some over sized headphones
And do the hipster flout
The End
See you next time
-Mulga
10 August 2012
Ned Kelly Was a Hipster
© Mulga 2012, Ned Kelly was a Hipster, Ink on Paper stained by coffee, 30 x 40 cm
This drawing is based on a photo of him the day before his execution and I was struck by how fashionable he would look today. He would fit right in with the hipster vibe.
An Ode to Ned Kelly the Hipster Bushranger
A hipster was Ned Kelly
A notorious bushy ranger too
His favorite food was jelly
He rocked a hipster do
The End
See you next time
-Mulga
08 August 2012
Snake Turban Steve
© Mulga 2012, Snake Turban Steve, Acrylic paint and Posca on Paper, 30 x 40 cm
An Ode to Snake Turban Steve
Snake Turban Steve is a weird and dangerous chap
His headwear of choice is the deadliest form of hat
If you give him any cheek his serpent will pluck out your eye
Then the beast's deadly venom will make you slowly die
But if you carry a flute you know you'll be alright
The snake will be yours and you'll have no fight
04 August 2012
Rastabeard Skate deck
This is a skate deck I painted for my buddy Jerry, it is a rastaman just like Jerry. I call it Rastabeard.
An Ode to Rastabeard
Rastabeard is a jolly chap
With a smile on his face
And hands that clap
Like home there is no place
Where good times cannot be had
Singing and jiving all night long
Always happy and never sad
Rastabeard is full of song
The End
See you next time
-Mulga
30 July 2012
Square Beard
An Ode to Square Beard
Walking down the street other beards stop and stare
Dumbfounded at the feat of a beard growing so square
I'll explain that this growth is not sculptured or trimmed
But that it's shaped from the zombies thoughts from within
The things that are pondered inside this beasts brain
Are then reflected in the hair that grows on his face
See you next time
-Mulga
14 July 2012
Viking Valgerd The Sad
This is my latest submission for CreatureMag as part of Mulga's Zombie Zoo.
An Ode to Valgerd The Sad
Sourced from the depths within these rainbow coloured tears
Gather in the many hairs of Val’s chinny chin chin
And without this magic liquid that from his eyes doth flow
This zombie vikings beard would all but fail to grow
And without the beard Val would lose his strength
Which is proportional to the beards girth and length
So to be strong he must be sad and cry like a child
That has lost his mummy in the supermarket aisle
See you next time
-Mulga
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