Laser Head Lance

© Mulga 2012, Laser Head Lance, Acrylic on Board, 70 x 120 cm


An Ode to Laser Head Lance

Laser Head Lance is a slippery old cat
Lives in a world of shadows covered up by his hat

The one day the wind turned from breeze into gale
Blew up his hat like a boat under sail

Those secrets within did explode out his head
And the colour of his hands were a deep shade of red

His secrets revealed that he'd been quite bad
And the fallout was severe and the people were mad

Oh how the mighty have fallen and the proud do stumble
Now Laser Head Lance is humbler than humble

Gary the Goatee Man

© Mulga 2012, Gary the Goatee Man, Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

Prints available in My Magical Online Shop

An Ode to Gary the Goatee Man

Like JohnTtravolta this goats got style

But he's also deadly, like slipping on a tile

Gary is a mutant, half goat half man 

An unholy abomination, something like spam

He works security at a mutant night spot

Zapping unruly patrons with lasers so hot

He's a grumpy old goat, there aint no changing that

And don't ever try to make him wear a hat

The End

See you next time

-Mulga