Laser Head Lance

© Mulga 2012, Laser Head Lance, Acrylic on Board, 70 x 120 cm


An Ode to Laser Head Lance

Laser Head Lance is a slippery old cat
Lives in a world of shadows covered up by his hat

The one day the wind turned from breeze into gale
Blew up his hat like a boat under sail

Those secrets within did explode out his head
And the colour of his hands were a deep shade of red

His secrets revealed that he'd been quite bad
And the fallout was severe and the people were mad

Oh how the mighty have fallen and the proud do stumble
Now Laser Head Lance is humbler than humble

BlackBeard Santa with Laser Beams

© Mulga 2012, Blackbeard Santa with laser beams, Posca on card, 14.8 x 22 cm

An Ode to BlackBeard Santa

With laser beams coming out of his eyes, 

This Christmas you may be in for a Blackbeard Santa surprise

If you've been bad you'll make him mad

If you've been nice you'll get some chocolate slice

His laser beams are his most prominent feature

They stike the fear into every man and creature

A single short burst can liquify a cat

vaporize a goat or dissolve a rat

Explode a man and vanish a dog

Exterminate a pig and stupefy a frog

So please don't make him mad

These powers of his are very rad

The End

Dracula Darell (Prepare to Meet Thy Doom haha)

© Mulga 2012, Dracula Darrell (Prepare to Meet Thy Doom haha), Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

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An Ode to Dracula Darrell

Dracula Darrell comes from a family

Of bloodsucking monsters ever so scary

He has the skill of shooting beams of energy

Outta his hands and into his enemy

These radiactive lasers, so mutant and deadly

Will vaporize anybody who appears unfriendly

A zap zap here and a zap zap there

My laser beams are gunna give you a scare

That's what he sings when he's zapping away

And his smile so deranged stays around all day

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

Gary the Goatee Man

© Mulga 2012, Gary the Goatee Man, Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

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An Ode to Gary the Goatee Man

Like JohnTtravolta this goats got style

But he's also deadly, like slipping on a tile

Gary is a mutant, half goat half man 

An unholy abomination, something like spam

He works security at a mutant night spot

Zapping unruly patrons with lasers so hot

He's a grumpy old goat, there aint no changing that

And don't ever try to make him wear a hat

The End

See you next time

-Mulga