Mulga Artshow at Beach Burrito Newtown

This Monday night on the 3rd of June 2013 there I am having an artshow at Beach Burrito Company Newtown.

You can eat burrito's whilst looking at some rad art featuring beards, flouro creatures, zombies and beards!

There will be prints on sale for $15 each and they are sized at 30 x 42 cm. That is the cheapest you will get some Mulga art for, trust me I know!

Anton the Aztec Goat

© Mulga 2013, Anton the Aztec Goat, Ink on Paper, 21 x 30 cm

An Ode to Anton the Aztec Goat

A goat called Anton rowed his boat

Every day around the castle in the moat

And in that boat he wore a coat

And its patterns were great, he was known to gloat

“In the Incas I obtained my patterned coat”

In his daily journal is what he wrote

The coat was payment made in full

For head-butting one rampaging bull

He butted the bull and it ran away

And he saved all the village folk on that day

But that was a long time in the past

And now he can’t even run that fast

His time is now spent as a goat in a boat

Paddling in a moat while wearing a coat

It might seem silly but it floats his boat

That Anton the Goat who’s known to gloat

The End

Smokey Joe the Hipster

© Mulga 2013, Smokey Joe the Hipster, Ink on Paper, 15 x 21 cm

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An Ode to Smokey Joe the Hipster

I would like you to meet Mr Smokey Joe
If it's a hipster your after he's the guy to know

He rolls his own durries and wears a big coat
And like a duck to water he's not one to gloat

He knows the cool bands before they exist
And that's cooler than hip if your getting my gist

But his claim to glory and hipster crown
Is the growth on his face, his beard so brown

Without this feature he would cease to exist
Be but a vapour of air or a patch of mist

It signifies that he is the dominant man
Because without the beard he's probably bland

So the lesson to learn and heed this time
And the reason for this here hipster ryhme

Is that growing a beard could be your best move
Get you outta your funk and into the groove

This beard could become your very best feature
And transform you into a hairy masculine creature

The End

Cornwallis the Cowboy

© Mulga 2012, Cornwallis the Cowboy, Acrylic paint and Posca on Paper, 42 x 59 cm

An Ode Cornwallis the Cowboy

Cornwallis the Cowboy is an interesting chap

His dad is old hank and he likes to clap

He uses his lasso to procure all that he needs

Not only things that go moo but also things like beans

He once lassoed a bus when ill fell his steed

With a minimum of fuss he got from A to B

Cornwallis likes to eat corn every day of the week

And his horse says neigh when it wants to speak

The End

See you next time

- Mulga

Herman the Hipster Video

I am proud to announce the release of my first ever art poem video.
It is about Herman the Hipster and is only 34 seconds long so you know it's good.
Check it out.

See you next time
-Mulga

Diamond Head Knows All The Answers

© Mulga 2012, Diamond Head Knows All The Answers, Acrylic on Canvas,34 x 45 cm

This is Diamond Head and he knows all the answers.
He is kind of like the Key Master out of The Matrix although I never knew what Mr Key Master exactly did, he had a bunch of keys and they opened all kind of doors if I recall correctly. That is what Diamond Head is like except instead of doors he can open answers to any questions you may have.

This original "Diamond Head Knows All The Answers" painting is for sale for $150. Email me if you want it.

It would really brighten up your lounge room or dining room or bedroom or bathroom or kids room or games room or sitting room or rumpus room etc.

Here is a picture of me and the painting so you can see it in a real life setting.

As an added feature this painting has diamond shapes on the sides as shown in the picture below. This is a truly special feature and is worth the price of admission alone.

See you next time

-Mulga

Let Them Try

© Mulga 2012, Let Them Try, Ink on Paper, 18 x 14 cm

His name is Bonzo
He is large and mean
His style is gonzo
He eats a mung bean

He lives in a cave
Dark and deep
Full of gold
He wishes to keep

He has regular visitors
To his place
Those thieves and bandits
All meet the mace

"Let them try"
He's been known to say
And"Gives me some exercise"
"Make my day"

Boom, bash
Crash and boom
"Invade my cave
And meet thy doom!"

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

Creepy Carrot Surf Gang

© Mulga 2012, Creepy Carrot Surf Gang, Ink on Paper,9 x 14 cm

An Ode To The Creepy Carrot Surf Gang

When the fruit shop shuts

After the last order

These carrots go nuts

They hit the water

One carrot is a board

The other surfs on top

They surf as a hoard

When the fall they flop

The rival gang

To the Black Banana crew

They learnt new slang

They shun the stew

Any banana they see

They draw their blades

They slash with glee

They lob grenades

When they make a kill

These carrots get creepy

It makes me ill

It gets kinda freaky

They peel their foe

They eat their innards

They grow a mo

And act like lizards

With the skin

They make a cape

It makes them grin

Makes them a convex shape

This story is weird

But i must contend

Just as I feared

It's come to an end

See you next time.

-Mulga

Silly Sausage Surf Crew

© Mulga 2012, Silly Sausage Surf Crew, Ink on Paper, 30 x 42 cm

An Ode To The Silly Sausage Surf Crew

The Silly Sausage Surf Crew
Are the zaniest meats
In the whole stew

They are crazy
In their meaty brains
Sometime hazy
Often playing games

They love to carve
Each other good
Freaky sausages
Up to no good

With knife and fork
They love to feast
They hunt like a hawk
And attack like beast

When cut they bleed
Slimy sausage juice
Like an oil leak
Or a stinky moose

You'll often find them
On the BBQ
Chilling with onion
And things that go moo

Put them in your
Chewing hole
Clench your teeth
And hear them yell

That's the sound
Of the Sausage Crew
Being eaten
By big bad you

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

Purple Dancing Ratus

© Mulga 2012, Purple Dancing Ratus, Watercolour on Paper, 13.5 x 19.5 cm

I painted 5 pictures of colourful rats in various poses in celebration of the opening of my online shop. 

The first 5 people to buy a sticker at the shop will get a colourful rat painting similar to this one for free. 

At the time of writing there is 4 paintings available. 

Stickers are only $2, buy them here

Here's a poem about purple dancing ratus.

Purple Dancing Ratus 

He's a rat

He aint to shy

He killed the cat

But lost his eye

Now he prances

On old cat's grave

All night he dances

As if it's a rave

He waves his hands

In the air

His tail is yellow 

And purple is his hair

He's a vengeful critter

An odd little freak

He eats the catty litter

And his breath does reak

See you next time

-Mulga

Mutant Cowboy Zombie

The Tale of the Mutant Cowboy Zombie


After the heist on the bank

They shot old hank

Left him to die and stole his take

Only he didn't die

He turned into a pie

The sun baked him good

Like only the sun could

His flavor was chicken and curry

But he was in no hurry

Got bit by some a freaky  wolves

Turned into a mutant with big hoofs

He galloped around

Then a flood came and he nearly drowned

But he gained the power of ten thousand suns

And set off to track down those bums

Those double crossing cowards

Weazly pickers of flowers

He found them in the saloon of a desert town

Drunk as skunks and acting the clown

They had looks of fear

When they saw his mutant lear

And his disfigurement ever so severe

His chicken curry skin glistened in the light 

As he reached for his shooter with his hand on the right

His aim was perfect and shot them all three

With but one bullet that buzzed like a bee

After that he took a drink

And sat down for little think

What kind of life is this for a mutant freak

With a chicken curry face and hooves for feet

So he joined the circus and he was a success

The moral of the story is to be your freakiest best

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

Zombie with New York Yankee Baseball Cap

This is a zombie that I drew with artline pen and highlighter texters.
I wrote a poem to accompany the picture.


He's got a hat
A New York Yankees hat
He wears it forward and not back
They called him the home run king
When he hit the ball he gave it real zing
But now he's all washed up
Got busted for throwing a game for a coupla bucks
Now he spends his days on the streets
Selling hot dogs and similar meats
Although it might not appear the case
He's doing well, he's in some good head space
He's in touch with his true self
He's wearing his real face
He kicked the habit and the hangers on
Got some real friends who won't do him wrong
He's found himself, he's been restored
He's a zombie on the move forward

See you next time
-Mulga

Zombie Getting Kicked in the Goonies

This is the first highlighter zombie I drew.
He doesn't look to happy.
It looks like he just took a swift one to the goonies.
Poor zombie fella!
Here's a poem about his predicament.

An ode to the goonie kicked zombie

Getting kicked in the goonies aint much fun
Even when your a zombie on the run
The pain can make a tough zombie cry
He'll double over in pain and want to die
He knows that feeling because he's the undead
Or maybe not if there's no brains left in his head

See you next time.
-Mulga

Surfer Zombie

This surfer zombie thinks he is way cool.
Maybe he is.
Are surfer zombies cool? You tell me.
-Mulga

Giant Land Turtle

I drew this turtle. He is flouro in colour. Did you know that turtles that live in colder climates hibernate for part of the year, the part that is really cold. I bet it would be hard getting to sleep if you were positioned next to this crazy coloured reptile down in a burrow under ground. This turtle is a giant land turtle and he lives in the warm parts of the world so he doesnt have to hibernate. He has no natural predators apart from himself. He could die by falling off a cliff or by getting stuck upside down in a crevice. Imagine walking along in the Galapagos Islands and you see this great big turtle stuck upside down in a crevice with his legs waving in the air. What a sight that would be to behold.
- Mulga

Mesmerize

Ink on paper.

I drew 19 animals.
Look into their eyes and be mesmerized.
Animals are cool to draw.
Can you name all the animals? You are better at animals than me if you can.
I don't know what some of these animals are called, especially that one with two heads. I think that one is not even a real animal, but it is my favorite animal in this drawing. Which is your favourite?

Cosmic Egg Head Man

Here is my latest art for your viewing pleasure.

Here is a poem I wrote inspired by the Cosmic Egg Head Man:


The boundaries of the mind
Can translate to the face
Take care what you think
Everything finds its place

Here is another little poem:

The cold winds of space
Is where you'll see the face
Of the cosmic egghead man
And his master race

Mystery Motives

Skull Mania

Hey hey

I drew a skull and then waved my wand and multiplied it in many beautiful colours and inversions
This is the resultant creation
Skulls are cool

Eyes are cool

I drew some creatures with many eyes to thee
What you do they shall see
There's an eagle, a feline and a man as well
There is no fish or a dog or bell