Ratus Got a New Board

© Mulga 2012, Ratus Got a New Board, Watercolour and Ink on Paper, 20 x 30.5 cm


An Ode to Ratus


Ratus is stoked
He got a new board
It's a speedy fish
And shan't be ignored


His stance is funny
And he has one eye
He got knifed 
By some very angry guy


Then Ratus got mad
So he used his tail
To choke the guy
Like a big white whale


Oh the horror
Oh the pain
To have lost thee eye
So totally in vain


He keeps the wound covered
Like a tent in the rain
But every night
Ole Ratus feels the pain

It pulses and pounds
Inside is his brain
Keeps him awake
Till he turns insane

His surfboard is now new
And now he surfs everyday
Still with one eye
But with a feeling of gay

The End

See you next Time
-Mulga

Purple Dancing Ratus

© Mulga 2012, Purple Dancing Ratus, Watercolour on Paper, 13.5 x 19.5 cm

I painted 5 pictures of colourful rats in various poses in celebration of the opening of my online shop. 

The first 5 people to buy a sticker at the shop will get a colourful rat painting similar to this one for free. 

At the time of writing there is 4 paintings available. 

Stickers are only $2, buy them here

Here's a poem about purple dancing ratus.

Purple Dancing Ratus 

He's a rat

He aint to shy

He killed the cat

But lost his eye

Now he prances

On old cat's grave

All night he dances

As if it's a rave

He waves his hands

In the air

His tail is yellow 

And purple is his hair

He's a vengeful critter

An odd little freak

He eats the catty litter

And his breath does reak

See you next time

-Mulga

Merry Christmas Everyone - Zombie Santa

I drew a zombie santa to commemorate Christmas!
I pray you all have a jolly time and have a safe and food filled happy holidays!
See you next year.
-Mulga

I am the captain of this ship

I wrote a poem to accompany the picture of the pirate that I drew

A Pirate's Poem

I shall make thee walk the plank
With hands bound ye shall sink
Mutiny I shall not permit
I am the captain of this ship

See you next time
-Mulga