An Ode to Ratus
Ratus is stoked
He got a new board
It's a speedy fish
And shan't be ignored
His stance is funny
And he has one eye
He got knifed
By some very angry guy
Then Ratus got mad
So he used his tail
To choke the guy
Like a big white whale
Oh the horror
Oh the pain
To have lost thee eye
So totally in vain
He keeps the wound covered
Like a tent in the rain
But every night
Ole Ratus feels the pain
It pulses and pounds
Inside is his brain
Keeps him awake
Till he turns insane
His surfboard is now new
And now he surfs everyday
Still with one eye
But with a feeling of gay
The End
See you next Time
-Mulga
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