Bombastic Beanie Man
Hello, look at me I’m the beanie man
I wear a beanie like only I can
Actually my name is Wally
And I push a trolley
Full of all my junk
It’s easier to push than a trunk
I sleep in the day
And wander at night
It makes it less likely
I’ll be stabbed by a knife
I got no shoes
And I got the blues
I play the banjo
And I love to snooze
I once walked five days straight
And saw an Indian rat snake
I did a double take and then ate a steak
But it was all a dream I realized when I did awake
My eyes will pierce you like a dagger
And my banjo will make you dance like Jagger
My coat is fantastic
And my songs are bombastic
Some say I’m an iconoclastic
Others say I’m just enthusiastic
I’m a mystery man
See me once
And you’ll never see me again
I am the super bombastic beanie man
See you next time
- Mulga
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