Showing posts with label bow tie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bow tie. Show all posts

06 November 2012

Time Keeper Timmy

© Mulga 2012, Time Keeper Timmy, Ink on Paper and digitally coloured, 15 x 21 cm

An Ode to Time Keeper Timmy

Time Keeper Timmy was a punctual chap
He was never once late even when he had a flat

The sands of time slip through the hourglass
With this in mind everything he did he did really fast

He high fived instead of shook and ran instead of walked
His thoughts were double speed, he even rapped instead of talked

Running across the road he got hit by a car
Broke both his legs and was stuck in bed with a cast

For Timmy time seemed to slow to a shuddering halt
He had no place to go and no way he could bolt

So he got himself the Sunday newspaper
And mastered the force like the dark lord Vader

The End

See you next time
- Mulga

18 October 2012

Fernando the Feral Laser Beam Possum Wolf Bat

© Mulga 2012, Fernando the Feral Laser Beam Possum Wolf Bat, Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

If you like what you see you can buy a print at My Magical Online Shop

An Ode to Fernando the Feral Laser Beam Possum Wolf Bat

Of what I am not sure is this mammal
But one thing I know he's one freaky animal

He eats a warm meal every single night
Heated up by his mutant laser eyesight

Then he heads out to the mutant discotheque
And dances the night away looking the best

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

14 April 2012

Boris the Bearded Bow Tie Straw Hat Wearing Man


© Mulga 2012, Boris the Bearded Bow Tie Straw Hat Wearing Man, Ink on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

I was recently interviewed for an art blog.
If you would like to understand me and my art a bit better check it our here.

Here is a poem about the enigmatic Boris.

An Ode to Boris


This be Boris
He wears a hat
He is a florist
He shuns the cravat

His hat is straw
His vest is black
He abides by the law
His beard is whack

His bow tie does spin
Like a merry go round
He takes it on the chin
It gets him off the ground

He flies to work
He flies back home
He goes berserk
Like Thunder dome

Two men enter
But one man leaves
The bow tie is fast
It ducks and weaves

When he's in town
The flowers all bloom
When he's around
There's elbow room

He enjoys a puzzle
Like a mighty duck
He's known to guzzle
After he hits the puck

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

03 December 2011

Fat Cat Zombie


This guy likes eating caviar and baby cats. He is the guy the Occupy Wall Street campers don't like. He is the 1%.  He has dollars and he wants more. He has power and power gets you want you want. Shame on you fat cat zombie.
See you next time.
-Mulga