28 November 2012

Gary the Goatee Man

© Mulga 2012, Gary the Goatee Man, Posca and acrylic paint on Paper, 30 x 40 cm

Prints available in My Magical Online Shop

An Ode to Gary the Goatee Man

Like JohnTtravolta this goats got style
But he's also deadly, like slipping on a tile

Gary is a mutant, half goat half man 
An unholy abomination, something like spam

He works security at a mutant night spot
Zapping unruly patrons with lasers so hot

He's a grumpy old goat, there aint no changing that
And don't ever try to make him wear a hat

The End

See you next time
-Mulga

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